riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
Recently, I have been consistently using the phrase, “I woke up like this,” or variations thereof in my posts and tags and general everyday life. It is with my sincerest apologizes that I admit to you, dear friends, that it was a bold-faced lie. I do not, nor have I ever woken up like this:
I know, this may come as a shock to a lot of you but here are a few examples of how I actually wake up:
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Beyonce.
there’s a swedish radio show called ‘Sommar i P1’ (Summer in P1 (P1 being a radio channel) in which celebrities talk about themselves for hours while playing music. It’s broadcasted every day the entire summer and it’s obligatory for every Swede to listen to it.
The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in infrastructure and research. Instead we have people who don’t have water, don’t have their basic human rights fulfilled, because they don’t have enough to pay a bill.Capitalism is inhumane.